We've not got much going on tonight, no sign ups or anything, but if you're the kinda no-good, grubby, son of a sea lion that doesn't have much going on on a Tuesday evening by all means come and hang out.
Hope your stoke transmission is geared to get weird because we're about to powershift this sumbitch and bounce the send-levels off the redline. These next couple weekends, Weekends, WEEKENDS we're heading off on some sweet trips. Like a soccer mom with a hydroflask full of zinfandel, we've got minivans and they're going all over the place.. I don't care how psyched you are, you're not psyched enough. Hell yeah I just figured out how links work.
Novembers 1st, 2nd, and 3rd we're going down to Seneca ROCKS! We're going to be CAVING and CLIMBING. The caving there is pretty cool, real dark and stuff. The climbing is pretty cool too. The routes are fun and there's some decent exposure, which is not the kind I got arrested for.
Then two weeks later we're gonna go look at space from the woods. Novembers 15th, 16th, and 17th we're heading out to Cherry Springs. Cherry Springs is one of the darkest places in the country, so we're heading out there to look at stars.
If any of these trips sound like the kind of getdown you're game for, come to 120 Lawrence tonight at 9pm to sign up.
Why did you join this club? Huh? What do you want out of this? Did you just want to hang out in the woods, maybe snag a few pics for the 'gram? Maybe you wanted a reason to get out of Oakland, dodge some homework. Do you have some high-minded ideas about experiencing wilderness? I bet you do. You think you're John Fuckin' Muir? Be honest, you're Thoreau at best. Want to change that? Want to be cooler than Thoreau? You can be cooler than Thoreau. You can do that by strapping everything you need for a weekend to you back and coming to Dolly Sods. It's a wilderness area in West Virginia. Shit's beautiful, you'll love it.
Come to 120 Lawrence tonight at 9pm to sign up.
Also this is our advanced backpacking trip, so maybe know what you're doing before you sign up.
It's apple time you turkeys. October 20. A Sunday. Come with us to the apple lands and pick apples and eat apples and bask in the glorious light of apples. It's autumn. Celebrate autumn by celebrating apples. Make a pie, make a cobbler, throw apples at your friends, throw apples at your enemies, the options are as endless as the apples are delicious. Sign up for applegedon 2k19 here: https://forms.gle/w7kDQQKbELBrUQr96
Outdoors club Craigslist:
Mia is selling some climbing shoes, LaSportiva Otaki's size 39
Well spice my pumpkins and call me deer season it's fall. Bust out our favorite sweater, pour some bourbon into your apple cider, and get stoked to get fruit 'cause we're going apple picking. It's all the fun of a cute cuffing season date without having to pretend to be interested in some boring schmuck. We'll be heading to where the pie fuel grows Sunday, October 20. If you're psyched on some light agricultural work come sign up tonight at 9pm in 120 Lawrence.
Big news out of the meeting last night. A new and improved trip to the New that's bound to be full of exciting new experiences. There's gonna be rock climbing and hiking. Maybe a dash of whitewater and mountain biking too, but don't hold me to that.